The Prophecy of Sirnk

Written by Master Chronicler Michael Yamana

Composed on the Fifth of February, 1953

 

The “Prophecy of Sirnk” is a popular prophecy in Neuschwabenland about an ancient city which fell and will “fall again”. It is not entirely dissimilar to the ancient Greek story of Atlantis.

The prophecy was first held by Originals from Trondheim, Norway, who brought the myth with them to Neuschwabenland. Specifically, they were the first Norwegian settlers of Troll. The prophecy grew popular nationwide because of Norwegian traders who spread the tale to closeby German settlements such as Schirmacher City and Port Weissberg.

In the 1950s, there was a doomsday cult named the “Flying Pigs” which said Sirnk would fall once more. They became an icon of stupidity in Neuschwabenland, and were the subject of much public humor. However, their operations were not so humorous. {CLASSIFIED}. To this day in Neuschwabenland, the term “A Flying Pig” is synonymous with a schizophrenic fool. The Flying Pigs attributed the people of Sirnk to be ancient Nephilim. It is currently unknown why, as no variation of the myth describes anything about the people of Sirnk.

The Fraternitas Saturni were in cohorts with the Flying Pigs. They have both been taken care of.

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The popular prophecy normally goes as this, however, variations exist -

“When the clock strikes twelve,
Pigs will fly,
Mothers will weep,
Everyone will sleep.
Sirnk will fall again.
Everything fell.
Saturn rose.
Everything died.

The people of Sirnk found the connection.
They shouldn't've.

The sky teared open.
Sirnk fell.
One remained.
One will remain.”

 

A possible variation goes something like this :

“When the clock struck twelve,
Pigs flew,
Mothers wept,
Everyone slept.
Sirnk awoke.
Everything fell.
Saturn rose.

It will happen once more.
One will remain, once more.
Fret.”